announcing TRU-BREAST tm

[kyriesmommy13]

Announcing TRU-BREAST^TM

A Revolutionary New Method of Infant Feeding! It's Ready in an Instant! Less Work for Mother! With These Patented Features: LUL-A-BYE Sound Unit®, Baby hears same soothing heartbeat he or she has grown accustomed to. While nursing, baby is lulled to sleep. UNBREAKABLE, since baby can't drop it on the floor. KWICK-FIL® Holding Tank stores baby's milk at just the right temperature. Never too hot. Never too cold. Features automatic refill. Never bother with formulas again. Baby less hungry than usual? No need to refrigerate left-overs. Milk stays warm and sterile in Unit. Ready when baby is. TRU-BREAST TM Nursing Units never need sterilizing. KWICK-KLEEN® Nipple. No need to boil this nipple. Made of guaranteed lifetime materials and it can't be accidentally pulled off! ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY: No wasteful packaging to discard. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!

TRU-BREAST ^TM Units solve the problem of storage of baby items until the next baby comes along. They are decorative as well as functional! They come in all sizes, shapes and colors and outward appearance has nothing to do with ability of Units to function. Units come in pairs and improve with use. TRU-BREAST ^TM makes traveling with baby easier the no-mess, no worry way!

And, best of all, TRU-BREAST ^TM is absolutely FREE! That's right, unlike formulas and bottles, which can cost thousands of dollars per baby, a set of TRU-BREAST ^TM units are included in the price of your pregnancy.

With TRU-BREAST ^TM around, why bother with other methods?

 

This page is Rachael Hamlet's interpretation and embellishment upon a flyer available from:

InterNAPSAC
Rt 1, Box 646
Marble Hill, MO 63764
Phone: [phone]
Prices (including postage & handling): $1.50 for 15 copies; $4.00 for 50 copies; $5.50 for 100; $15.00 for 400; $32.00 for 1,000

ANNOUNCING: TRU-BREAST^TM

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[ArmyMom2oneboy]

Aug. 7, 2009 at 12:22 PM

I love it! Totally voted poplular!

[juliebulie]

Aug. 7, 2009 at 1:13 PM I loved this!!! Read it to the husband, and he didn't know what it was advertising. Lol. I was like, "It's boobs honey!!!"

[kyriesmommy13]

Aug. 7, 2009 at 1:40 PM

haha! the first time i read this (i was pregnant and had pregnant brain) i thought it was an advertisement too! like for formula to be put in and fed through artificial boobs, lol! after re-reading it, i realized they were talking about breastfeeding, duh!!! just thought about it and figured since it is breastfeeding awareness week/month, it would be cool to share!

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[Girlymommy]

Aug. 7, 2009 at 1:42 PM

Cute!

[livewell]

Aug. 7, 2009 at 1:48 PM

I voted it popular too! Awesome! I think I'll have to order some fliers as mine is due any day now!

[Dana4]

Aug. 7, 2009 at 2:19 PM

Great!! I saw something just like this in the mother's room at work. Voted yes

[Gruntlings]

Aug. 7, 2009 at 2:42 PM

Sign me up for two! Oh. Wait. I already have 'em. Hm. Could I get a perkier version? :P

[jus1jess]

Aug. 7, 2009 at 3:29 PM

LOL The first time I saw this, I thought I could leave whatever this is with a sitter! It was a very blond moment.

[kyriesmommy13]

Aug. 7, 2009 at 5:35 PM

thanks for all the comments and votes ladies!

livewell-i would LOVE to order some as well and hand them out in public places!!!

gruntlings-ME TOO!!! matt laughs at how far down they hang! oh well, i guess it is a "badge" of motherhood, lol!

jus1jess-haha!

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[ttparks]

Aug. 7, 2009 at 7:48 PM

I love this!  Voted popular and sent a copy of the link to my mom-in-law (she's a lactation consultant):-).