Limited time offer--ACT NOW!

[Kajenloca]

Disclaimer: Before you read any further know that I *do* love my children! I just don't particularly like a few of them at the moment...

Today is unfortunately one of those days! A day that I will probably look back on and laugh (at least that is what I am trying to convince myself of!) Two out of my six children have driven me to this point--the point between committing myself to an insane assylum and simply packing my bags and running away. I guess I should count myself lucky that four out of the six children I have birthed still have some redeeming qualities; make that three, one child is not home and I can not vouch for her.

There was a day when I longed to hear that first sweet sound of my name escaping from my child's lips. Fast forward to today...if I hear my name called out ONE MORE TIME I WILL SCREAM!

MOMMMMMMMMMM!

I AM SCREAMING AS WE SPEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was contemplating military school for the two of them, but that would probably entail me having to fill out paperwork and then spending several hours with them enclosed in a vehicle to drive them to the facility. I am pretty sure someone would not survive the trip...

Which leads me to my limited time offer!

TWO CHILDREN--BOY AND GIRL--AGES 10 AND ALMOST 14; they can both be yours in exchange for some chocolate. What a great deal! So, how about it? I can almost guarantee that these children will be perfect angels for anyone other than me at the moment!

 

Remember to act now: this offer will probably only be available as long as Aunt Flo is visiting...

 

 

 

[clarewillow]

Aug. 10, 2009 at 2:09 PM

Hahahaa I was having a day like that yesterday with my son. I hope your day gets better.

[Starfire73]

Aug. 10, 2009 at 2:21 PM

ROFL!!!!

I'm having that moment now. Son lost the house keys while we were at the office doing laundry. I mean really, How can he lose keys that has a lanyard that goes around his neck just to run back to the house to get a pop? OYE!

[Mom2jngnc]

Aug. 10, 2009 at 2:26 PM

We've had a lot of them days this summer too....

[adove01]

Aug. 10, 2009 at 2:33 PM

I cannot wait for school to start. I know the feeling of wanting to trade some of them in. lol.

[MissMelody85]

Aug. 10, 2009 at 2:44 PM

I'll buy them with an exchange of Dove dark chocolate. Send them with a Dyson, dish soap, a lawn mower, and some magic erasers.  They can begin working on crayon on the wall, mow and weed-eat the yard, mop, vacuum, fold laundry.......hahaha

[kennagurls]

Aug. 10, 2009 at 3:10 PM

How about a trade. I have a nine and six year old. Your two are old enough to babysit :)

[Lb128f]

Aug. 10, 2009 at 3:53 PM

LOL!!! ;-)

[cleanaturalady]

Aug. 10, 2009 at 5:56 PM

Sorry Kim, I can't take you up on your offer.  I already have a 10 year old boy and a 14 year old girl, I know what these creatures are made of and frankly, I couldn't handle 2 of each.  Nice try though. :)

[ooph]

Aug. 10, 2009 at 6:34 PM

Tell you what, I'll take yours for a week, then you take mine.  Deal?  You might like yours way better afterwards!

[mommytoadam]

Aug. 10, 2009 at 8:20 PM

Sweetie, I'll trade you one Chaos & Destruction for yours!!  LOL