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The Mommy Test
- Apr 27, 2007 at 10:06 PM
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The Mommy Test
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something
off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's
dirty and probably has germs" I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and
asked,
"Mommy, how do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the
Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.
"Oh... I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have
to
be the daddy."
"Exactly" I replied with a big smile on my face.
When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom.
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something
off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's
dirty and probably has germs" I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and
asked,
"Mommy, how do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the
Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.
"Oh... I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have
to
be the daddy."
"Exactly" I replied with a big smile on my face.
When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom.
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