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You will be assimilated...

I'm not a jogger/runner but two years ago as a beginner I had gotten myself up to doing 2 miles every other day using Robert Ullrey's podcasts (http://www.ullreys.com/robert/Podcasts/index.html) before I slacked off.

I've been up since 4:30am and well I've had too much time to think :)

So I'm going to compare my jogging experience to my pregnancy.

 

Jogging:   Quite fatigued in the beginning; tired easily.
Pregnancy:  Quite fatigued in the beginning; tired easily.

Jogging:  Bouncing boobs hurt; needed a good sport bra to prevent bouncing.
Pregnancy:   Gigantic boobs hurt;  needed several bras to prevent sagging.

Jogging:   Taking a deep breath or pushing too hard always resulted in a stitch in the side.
Pregnancy:  Taking a deep breath or moving weird resulted in spreading rib cage feeling like a stitch.

Jogging:   Moving to the next "level" resulted in next day fatigue.
Pregnancy:   Baby growth spurt resulted in ...zzZZZzzzzzzZZZZ

Jogging:   Sweaty crotch, sweaty boobs, sweaty thighs, sweaty back, sweaty a$$.
Pregnancy:   Sweaty crotch, sweaty boobs, sweaty thighs, sweaty back, sweaty a$$.

Jogging:   Sore ankles, thighs on fire.
Pregnancy:  Swollen ankles, thighs that rub together.

Jogging:   Winded.
Pregnancy:  Winded.

Jogging:   Walked funny after a hard session.
Pregnancy:  Walk funny all the time.

Jogging:   Trying to run off the "extra butt"
Pregnancy:   Would like to run away from "extra butt"

 

 

 

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Mommy...
Aug. 15, 2009 at 1:38 PM

lol!

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logan...
Aug. 15, 2009 at 3:00 PM

Cute :-)

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Toddl...
Aug. 15, 2009 at 4:13 PM

LOL! Too funny!

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