ErikaRobin's Journal

Delusions of grandeur.

For Gaia_Rain in her "time of need".

My friend lamented that there were just not enough ways to deal with our periods.  She had just tried a "green" method which garnered nauseating results (not for the squeamish), turning her off that particular product for good. 

It's true, there are only a few options available to women.  Tampons, pads (disposable or cloth) and things like the Instead Cup or Diva Cup.  After the suggestion was made to use a ShamWow, I wondered if maybe these hilarious moms were really onto something remarkable. 

If the ShamWow is like a sponge and a towel in one and it lasts for ten years, why can't they make a sanitary product out of it?  Super-absorbant material can soak up an entire 2 liter of pop off your carpet, so it should be able to handle a one week visit from Dear Aunt Flo. 

My proposal for the newest alternative in sanitary protection:

From the makers of ShamWOW -

You'll say WOW.  I know I just did.  

 

 

 

 

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clean...
Aug. 18, 2009 at 9:53 PM

OMG!  You actually did it.  TeeHee.

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Krist...
Aug. 18, 2009 at 9:55 PM

Oh My!

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Gaia_...
Aug. 18, 2009 at 9:59 PM

Let's do it!!!  LMAO!!

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parri...
Aug. 18, 2009 at 10:10 PM

Now you're on to something !!!

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JoyeA...
Aug. 18, 2009 at 10:11 PM

Grooviness!

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trist...
Aug. 18, 2009 at 10:23 PM

LOL!!

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callm...
Aug. 18, 2009 at 10:54 PM

You'll have to pay Tam to use her name.

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auror...
Aug. 18, 2009 at 11:20 PM

LOL!  Too bad he didn't think that up before he beat up that hooker.

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Histo...
Aug. 18, 2009 at 11:44 PM

can't. stop. laughing.

I so needed that!

must. remember. to. breath.

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Erika...
Aug. 19, 2009 at 8:51 AM

Breathe, Carmin.  :)  

Kim pretty much dared me to do it, and I can't help myself. 

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