PSA: WARNING! Could your husband be suffering from MMS? (Warning....graphic descriptions included)

[Julie411me]

There is no cure and more and more men across America are suffering with it.  Take this simple quiz and see if your husband is suffering from Male Menstral Syndrome.  Yep, it's that time again. 

Is he on his Man Period?

1.  Difficulty breathing;  Does your husband seem exhale rapidly and with exaggerated force when he's asked to help out with family responsiblities? 

2. Light-headedness, dizziness, excessive fatigue, lethargy;  Does he flop into a recliner or computer chair and complain relentlessly of these symptoms when the children, yard or house need attention?

3. Grogginess;  Does become easily aggitated if you suggest he complete a simple task?

4. Difficulty sleeping;  Does he turn on the TV and then flip the channels, endlessly, looking for a program with an intense musical score when you try to sleep and then when you complain, turn up the volume?

5. Loss of Memory;  Does he forget to complete simple tasks or important dates and become overly defensive when questioned?

6.  Hearing difficulties;  Does he communicate in an annoying and loud tone when a normal voice would do?

7. Difficulty distinguishing between reality and fiction;  Does he complain about sex, often certain that every man in America gets it more than he does?

Additional symptoms might include but are not limited to:  Swelling about the head, redness in the face, uncontrolable shaking, eyes rolling to top of eye socket or glancing sideways, often accompanied by a frown, appearance of bad taste in mouth, puffy eyebrows, sarcasm, extreme jerkiness.

 

If your husband is experiencing any of these symptoms he could be on his man-period.

(Or maybe you just have teenagers in your household.  Either one.)

 

[Lindalu2]

Aug. 24, 2009 at 12:36 AM

LOLOL....oh yeah, that sounds so familiar! And now I can name it!

Excellent,Julie.

[kittenripmaygo]

Aug. 24, 2009 at 1:38 AM

isn't it IMS? lol

that's wonderful.. when my fiancee has this problem I can pick on him for this lol

[Heathercurlz]

Aug. 24, 2009 at 6:21 AM

Thanks for the laugh....I think it's time for turnabout fair play!

[Kajenloca]

Aug. 24, 2009 at 8:32 AM

My husband was diagnosed many years ago with having an extreme case! ;)