My night...

[LuvNMyBbs]

This was a note I left for my husband.  At the time I wasn't a happy camper but looking back it is actually kind of funny...

Mark,

I came unbelievably close to killing both of your children and the dog this evening. Gavin is grounded tomorrow, he may watch TV (DS is up to you) but he may not play outside and the any talking back or whining gets the TV taken away and an extra day added to his loss of privileges. Watch that idiot dog tomorrow because every time I turned around she was chewing up one of Alynna's old diapers. Five minutes after I yelled at her for the second time I caught her doing it she pissed on the rug in my kitchen, hence the part about almost killing her. Alynna needs to be very specifically told that she may not scream as though she were being stabbed unless she is, in fact, being stabbed. Anymore of this I can't have exactly what I want so I will just scream at a so high a decibel level that  dogs ears bleed and she needs a serious attitude adjustment. I actually got a fair amount accomplished today. The kitchen got cleaned and all of the drawers got reorganized. I put away some laundry (though you need to switch the towels and your uniform over tomorrow or I will just have to wash them again.) I also got a new fish tank (a used new fish tank) and put it with all of Alynna's fish in Gavin's room. I moved Gavin's beta into Alynna's old tank and thought that would be fine but seeing as she walked around the house for the last two hours pointing her chubby little finger at me and muttering "my fishies" I have to go get more goddamn fish. Check out Gavin's tank because it is pretty cool and it came with the biggest sucker fish I have ever seen. I work tomorrow morning and the internet seriously sucked tonight so you need to call Amanda tomorrow and make sure she can come baby sit (she can, just phrase it that way) and tell her what time. After all the drawer reorganizing,dog pissing, boy beating, fish switchery we ate really late and I couldn't take my thyroid pills so please wake me up when you get home with a small glass of juice and my pills (they are in my bedside table.)

Love you,

Carly

PS tread lightly or I might just burn the house down tomorrow when I leave for work.

PPS all of your electronic crap is in the second drawer down under the phone.

PPPS My zune is saying I don't have electronic license to a bunch of my music, if you really loved me (and let's be honest here, value your life) you will grab it from my car and sync it for me tonight.

[AlexsMomAuburn]

Aug. 25, 2009 at 2:56 PM

Love it!