Do I look like I can sell you something?

[Momma_Halo]

I know that the economy is hard on everyone but seriously I can't sell my way out of a paper bag. I was offered a job at Avon, a sex toy business, and Mary K.

I tried selling Mary K and Avon but I don't have friends who have friends that have money. And secondly I don't like going to other people's homes. I have anxiety attacks when in homes of those I do not know.

Which goes to the other one Sex toy home sales. I love throwing the parties but selling them to complete strangers... NO!

I have the awesome sales talent of a fish. My husband could convince you to buy ice during a snow storm. I don't know how he does it... me on the other hand have a very good reason I am in the medical field. I don't have to sell anything while I am giving you a shot.

Unless you want me to say something like "And for five dollars more you can get a pretty hello kitty band-aid!" With a large cheesy grin plastered on my face.