"Confucius say".....By a friend of mine on MySpace. (FUNNY)

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Confucius say dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

Confucius say man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Confucius say foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Confucius say don't drink and park, accidents cause people.

Confucius say state of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

Confucius say man who fart in church set in own pew.

Confucius say man who kicked in testicles left holding bag.