The Answer to all Life's Problems!!!

[clovismommy25]

I have finally figured it out!! Everything that is wrong with my life is because I don't repost Myspace bulletins!!  My dog needs a bath, oops should have posted that bulletin about animal awareness. My grandfather is aging quickly all of a sudden,  yet another bulletin about the elderly I didn't post. My kids are having problems,  it's not bad parenting, it's lack of reposting bulletins about kids messing up.  Can't have the one I want, yep should have posted that bulletin about kisses. Now I'm really starting to worry, after all I didn't post one yesterday that said if I didn't pass it on my Myspace account would be deleted!!  How will I ever get the bulletins to pass on now? And what about the one where aliens will come and rape my dog if I don't repost it. I don't think my little mut would like that at all.  And last week I got one about losing my keys,  good thing I have two sets!!  It sure is good to know that the only thing I have to take responsibility for is reposting bulletins!!!!  After all what would become of the world if things really happened for a reason and we had to learn to be accountable for our actions?  Never mind that, just be sure to repost every stupid bulletin that has a stupider warning and your life will be all peaches and cream. lol,  Wait, not so fast, I forgot the one about the guys girlfriend dying with a note from him in her pocket.  oh that explains so much.  I didn't repost it!!!!  I might as well go jump off Hotel Clovis because surely my life will suck for eternity now. 

[sunfreezeinmi]

Aug. 29, 2009 at 2:58 PM

so THAT'S what ive been doing wrong. lmao

[jus1jess]

Aug. 30, 2009 at 10:14 PM

UGH I hate those too LOL