Time to spread 'em! Please...doctors...what NOT to do

[jramsaran]

Ladies...we all know it is important to get that annual check-up, especially those of us who are "high-risk".  There is little that is more uncomfortable than exposing yourself to ANY doctor, male or female.  There are certain things that can make it even MORE uncomfortable...IE-->good looking Egyptian doctor...

Here are some things that I don't want to endure during this exciting moment I get to share with you:

1) Please, don't tell me to disrobe and then leave me waiting, naked, sweating, sitting up on the exam table for 45 minutes.  I took extra care to clean down there and that all goes out the window when i am sweating up a storm, sticking to the thin paper.  Plus I cannot promise that that fart I've been holding in will not unexpectedly go off in your face.

2)Thank you for telling me that my bladder is full...after all, I've only been waiting here for 45 minutes.

3)Constipated? You can tell that?????

4)No pain when you push there, but I think I might have just peed on your floor...or shoes...

5)Thank you for noting that I am "thin" but your question about "feeling ovulation" because of it....

6)I know I'm no virgin...but please please please....be gentle with me...

7)Yes I am spotting...and it is more aggravating to me than you...I can promise you that

8)I have had heaven and earth move with action down there...but never my uterus...thank you for that

9)I AM TRYING TO RELAX!

10)Thanks for giving the girls a once over...and I understand the actual meaning behind it...but calling them "lumpy" still sucks....

[amileegirl]

Aug. 31, 2009 at 1:03 PM

I call them "jiffy lube" exams.

[jramsaran]

Aug. 31, 2009 at 5:43 PM

HA!

 

(Original Poster)

[isleysmom]

Aug. 31, 2009 at 5:59 PM

i just had this pleasure last week. With a brand new doctor to boot. I waited 45minutes, naked and nervous. I actually heard the lumpy thing too....i think i could have written this myself. Lol. But at least it is over for another year!!

[logansmomma2007]

Sep. 3, 2009 at 5:12 PM

I especially like #1  :-)