A Woman's Poem vs A Man's Poem

[roseisrose]

 

* My sister sent me this and I just had to share it! :)

 

A Woman's Poem vs A Man's Poem

 

MAKE SURE YOU READ BOTH POEMS!!!(fyi: there is cursing!)

 

> _A WOMAN'S POEM:
> _
> Before I lay me down to sleep,
> I pray for a man who's not a creep,
> One who's handsome, smart and strong.
> One who loves to listen long,
> One who thinks before he speaks,
> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> I pray he's rich and self-employed,
> And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
> Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
> Massage my feet and help me stand.
> Oh send a king to make me queen.
> A man who loves to cook and clean.
> I pray this man will love no other.
> And relish visits with my mother.
>
>
> _A MAN'S POEM: _
>
> I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
> big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
> and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
> doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

[Zanna22]

Sep. 1, 2009 at 11:16 PM

my husband would appreciate this  :)

[roseisrose]

Sep. 1, 2009 at 11:25 PM

mine too! :P

(Original Poster)

[itchyWings]

Sep. 1, 2009 at 11:54 PM

There should be something about a car in the guy's poem as well.

[MomW773]

Sep. 2, 2009 at 12:15 AM

this is great, love it!

[nacherluver]

Sep. 2, 2009 at 6:14 AM

Holy crap that's funny!

[.Holly.]

Sep. 2, 2009 at 9:43 AM

LOL! so true.

[TheEmpress78]

Sep. 2, 2009 at 10:11 AM

LOL!  Thank you for sharing!  That's awesome!  I don't mean to brag, but my woman's prayer was answered and then some.  Unfortunately, my hubby got a wife who was anything but mute.......

[PassionDiva_NY]

Sep. 2, 2009 at 11:29 AM

awesome and hysterical. smiles!

[massagegiftmom]

Sep. 2, 2009 at 12:23 PM

Luckily my hubby is all of the wishes come true, except he never got to meet my mother before he past.  Now I'm not saying  he folds towels like I do, but hey beggars can't be choosers and sometimes you just gotta let some of that OCD go lol.   Since he is from Canada for a time he couldn't legally work, he took care of me, made my breakfast, sent me with lunch, and when I came home he had hot dinner on the table.  I'm telling you this man is a keeper! All Mine! :D

[kfroz0415]

Sep. 2, 2009 at 4:06 PM

LOL I LOVE IT!! I have a wonderful husband but he will definitely get a kick out of this! lol