Do a little dance....:0) (come on in read...funny)

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How many ways can a kid stall getting ready for school? Let me count the ways

Put on sock
Adjust sock.
Get up do a little dance.
Wrestle with little sister's BIG Elmo
Put on 2nd sock
Adjust sock
Skate in the kitchen with socks
Take off jammies
Do a little dance in you underwear
Put on pants
Decide to check backpack
Skate some more in the kitchen
Put on shirt
Wrestle with BIG Elmo some more and annoy sister.
Walk around in circles singing a song
Go to bathroom to brush teeth but don't start yet
Make faces and googley eyes at self in mirror
Put tooth paste on brush
Do a little dance, break it on down.
Brush teeth
Swish water in mouth and do a whale spout with water
See if you can make a "basket" trying to toss toothbrush into cup for toothbrushes.
Do victory dance whether you make the "basket" or not.
Put on shoes
Check back pack again
Annoy sister again, beat up Elmo (get scolded for being mean)
Pout
Stomp around some (get corrected)
Realize Mama ain't PLAYIN
Suddenly......your ready