Bigg Butt Blues

[karbearsweitzer]

I was jogging last night on the treadmill, (as if that helps) and my ipod ear-bud cord was tangled.. so every time i moved my arms it annoyingly tugged at the ear-bud.... cheekily toying with me.  The ear-bud was teetering on the edge of my inner ear, the TRAGUS as it's scientifically called. In a an effort to untangle my unruly wire, i perilously threw my body off kilter. Thankfully, with only an embarrassing scream i saved myself from causing cataclysmic damage to gym equipment and other innocent gym goers. Had my ass actually hit the swiftly moving running belt, I would've been hurled into the air. Given my weight i probably would've only made it a few feet but far enough to slam like a bullet into the hot guy trudging up the stair climber. Note to self don't forget the ipod arm band, also prevent self from harming others during gym workouts!