~clears throat~ Yes, I did see you.

[MythicMMM]

But you both saw me a few minutes too late.

Let me give you both a few pointers on making out. Although, why I would need to since you both looked way older than me, I don't know.

Tip 1)Vans have lots of windows. Clear windows. Especially the windshield. If you want to swallow each other whole while you both hang on for dear life and don't want any one to happen upon you while you cannibalize each other, I suggest doing it in the back seat.

Tip 2) Aside from the fact that vans have very big see through windows, having your window down makes it all the much easier for one to see the grope fest.

Tip 3) On a Wednesday afternoon in a suburb, you would be surprised at how much foot traffic and cars go through this area. If you don't want to be watched by several a passersby taking bets on who looses their clothes first, I recommend the parks or a vacant lot on the end of a dead end street. Or even better, a hotel room!

Tip 4) Considering the level of embarrassment and mortification I saw on both of your faces when you saw me right next to your van, your mother would indeed be ashamed of what you were doing.

Tip 5) If you were embarrassed because you were doing that with some one you weren't suppose to, you will eventually get caught by some one who knows you and will rat you out if you are doing something wrong.

[cleanaturalady]

Sep. 11, 2009 at 8:29 AM

Yikes!  I am so embarrassed now.

[MythicMMM]

Sep. 11, 2009 at 11:10 AM

Oh Kim I can't imagine you having face sex like they were. Maybe a quick "good bye" kiss, but those two were trying to make a baby with their heads.

(Original Poster)