I sang to an ipod because I was drunk!

[Mica30]

This gets interesting – check it out to see what you come up with.

Here is a little stress relief! Hope everyone enjoys! 

> >Pick the month you were born:
> > > > >
> > >January------I kicked
> > >February-----I loved
> > >March---------I smoked
> > >April-----------I dry humped
> > >May-----------I choked on
> > >June----------I murdered
> > >July-----------I did the Macarena ! With
> > >August-------I had lunch with
> > >September---I danced with
> > >October------I sang to
> > >November----I yelled at
> > >December----I ran over
> > > > >
> > >Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> > >1-------a birdbath
> > >2-------a monster
> > >3-------a phone
> > >4-------a fork
> > >5-------a Mexican
> > >6-------a gangster
> > > 7-------my cell phone
> > > 8-------my dog
> > > 9-------my best friends' boyfriend
> > > 10-------my neighbor
> > > 11-------my science teacher
> > > 12-------a banana
> > > 13-------a fireman
> > > 14-------a stuffed animal
> > > 15-------a goat
> > > 16-------a pickle
> > > 17-------your mom
> > > 18---- ---a spoon
> > > 19-------myself
> > > 20-------a baseball bat
> > > 21-------a ninja
> > > 22-------Chuck Norris
> > > 23-------a noodle
> > > 24-------a squirrel
> > > 25-------a football player
> > > 26-------my sister
> > > 27-------my brother
> > > 28-------an ipod
> > > 29-------a permanent marker
> > > 30-------a llama
> > > 31-------A homeless guy
> > > > >
> > > Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
> > > White--------because I'm cool like that
> > > Black---------because that's how I roll.
> > > Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
> > > Red----------because the voices told me to.
> > > Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
> > > Green---------because I hate myself.
> > > Purple--------b ecause I'm cool.
> > > Gray----------because I was drunk
> > > Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000
> > >dollars
> > > Orange -------because I hate my family.
> > > Brown--------because I was high.
> > > Other---------because I'm a ninja.
> > > None----------because I cant control myself