Sandpaper on my butt!

[ProudSingleMum]

So the current CafeMom poll on my homepage...well, has me thinking. How many people buy the fluffy 'soft' toilet paper and how many buy the 'regular'.

I buy the regular...and honestly it doesnt feel like sand paper on my butt. It feels like toilet paper on my butt. It gets the job done and saves me $$. My family (mainly because of my grandfather and his own personal 'rule' of 2 sheets for a sh*t...he's old...its okay) uses the thick fluffy 'soft' stuff. And I HATE it. It makes my butt and puss feel...well like there is 'lint' all over it. Sure it gets the poo and the pee but then leaves toilet paper residue...why would anyone actually want that?!

Ah well, I will continue to be an odd person of the world because I chose 'other' in the poll, because I like the 'sandpaper' TP!

[3_ring_circus_]

Sep. 16, 2009 at 1:51 AM

LMAO I use Scott 1000 sheets its what my mom used and it last forever with 5 people in the house i have to have it last. My friend's husband always complains to me that its sandpaper and he hates my toilet paper so I told him to bring his own from now on (its an ongoing funny war between us lol) Every time i go to their house i feel like i need to hose the vajayjay off their paper is so fluffy and thick and leaves lots of white stuff behind.

I told his wife i was going to have to bring wipes to their house for now on and wouldn't you know it hubby and i stayed the night at their house after a concert a few weeks back and she had put those flush-able wipes in the bathroom LMAO!

[ProudSingleMum]

Sep. 16, 2009 at 9:32 AM

WOOHOOO. I am not alone! I knew it couldnt be JUST me. Glad someone else understand :) (that is how I feel when I visit my family...) We use scott here too :)

(Original Poster)