Gather round my dear Children

And I'll tell you a tale,

Of an anonymous troll Whose actions are getting quite stale.


"I speak the truth", she proclaims with a plank in her eye,

"Of how Mormons and Catholics teach nothing but lies."

Poor little troll, with such a sad, lonely life

Tries to go around forums causing all sorts of strife.


She listens not to others, who try to lend her a hand

But instead keeps her head firmly planted in sand.

Poor little troll, what has caused her such grief

To lash out at others for what they believe.


Sad little troll if she'd only learn

Just to live and let live, and she wouldn't get burned!

Down with the troll,with her heart full of hate.

Now would someone please get me a big chocolate cake?

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Angel...
Sep. 23, 2009 at 3:07 PM

Cute   : )

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singe...
Sep. 23, 2009 at 3:12 PM

Do this not that,I don't care what it says that is not what it meant,

I'm wiser then you by 100 percent,

divine wisdom I claim to share

but it's so confusing you simply stare

How come no one understands what I am trying to say,

it's right there in the book plain as day.

What do mean by talking on my post,

leave me and my 70 voices alone.

why do I hear an echo in here??

tap tap is anyone there??

fine I will go somewhere else and be mean

but your gonna miss me just wait and see.

Listen it's quiet the troll is asleep...

ahh peace and silence Kristi pass the cake please..

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Krist...
Sep. 23, 2009 at 3:15 PM

SWEET!

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Rissa...
Sep. 23, 2009 at 3:51 PM

Ha that was cute.  Crazy trolls!

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roach...
Sep. 23, 2009 at 3:59 PM

How foresightful of you.  :O)

Good job.

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parri...
Sep. 23, 2009 at 4:26 PM

Great spin in poetry Kristi. Down with the trolls. Up with Chocolate cake!!

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Rebec...
Sep. 23, 2009 at 4:53 PM

LOL Parrishsky.  Great poem Kristi.

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theya...
Sep. 23, 2009 at 5:16 PM

Drooling...need cake.... :D

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theya...
Sep. 23, 2009 at 5:17 PM

DUDE! That thing is huge!  Sorry!! ROFL...but now we can share ;P

 

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logan...
Sep. 23, 2009 at 5:30 PM

Very creative, Kristi!

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