Another funny of the day, Enjoy ladies

[midnitesun]

15 things a horse person shouldn't say outloud 1. Do you like my breast collar? 2. She's got a really nice, big, square butt. 3. One testicle is visible, but I can't even feel the other one. 4. In the winter, his Ass gets really hairy. And never ask “can I pet your Ass?” 5. She's on a new diet, she's only eating grass. 6. He has trouble mounting her because she's so tall. 7. All of her babies have been sold overseas. 8. She wants to breed to my stud. 9. There's nothing like 17 hands between your legs! 10. He had a bad attitude, so we castrated him. 11. He's got a lot of stamina, you can ride him all day long. 12. He's much better if you ride him with a crop. 13. I wanted to breed to her stud, but he's all booked this season. 14. If he's not good, just grab his lip and twist it. 15. They cut his toe shorter and he walks better now.

[williesmom2003]

Sep. 23, 2009 at 11:02 PM

LOL, that is really really funny! Farm humor tickles me greatly hehe