When you're from the country ~ you look at things a little

[ArlieBeeMee]

Only A Farm Kid.

>>>>  A rancher got in his pickup and drove to a  neighboring ranch and  knocked   at the door.  A young boy, about 9, opened the door.  "Is your
>>>> Dad home?" the rancher asked.
>>>>
>>>>  "No sir, he isn't," the boy replied.  "He went into town."
>>>>
>>>>  "Well," said the rancher, "Is your Mother here?"
>>>>
>>>>  "No sir, she's not here either.  She went into town with Dad."
>>>>
>>>>  "How about your brother, Howard?  Is he here?"
>>>>
>>>>  "No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."
>>>>
>>>>  The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to
>>>> the other and mumbling to himself.
>>>>
>>>>  "Is there anything I can do for you?" the boy asked politely.  "I know
>>>> where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one.  Or maybe I could
> take a message for Dad."
>>>>
>>>>  "Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to
>>>> your Dad.  It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie,
> pregnant."
>>>>
>>>>  The boy considered for a moment.  "You would have to talk to Pa about
>>>> that," he finally conceded.  "If it helps you any, I know that Pa
> charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know
> how much he gets for Howard."

[sgr123]

Sep. 25, 2009 at 3:44 PM

Cute!

[HarleyGirl740]

Sep. 25, 2009 at 4:37 PM

Thanks for sharing...that was cute:))and hey im from the country......lol:))