Saturday Night in the House of Tedium

[diandradawn]

Tonight I:

Cleaned unknown matter off the kitchen table & chairs
Threw Marley (the cat) off said table eleven times
Took Liesey's temperature four times and administered three doses of Motrin
Avoided the massive amount of laundry
Googled (the dog) Duchess's flatulence issue (normal)
Watched three episodes of iCarly and unheard of amounts of Disney
Painted one wall
Skanked to a few punk covers
Played some stupid penguin game
Avoided the massive amount of laundry some more
Cleaned up knocked over trash cans four times
Emptied and reloaded the dishwasher
Fed the animals
Trimmed my own hair (Impressive, yes?)
Painted my hands with rubber cement
Made a rubber cement ball
Threw the rubber cement ball at Marley to see if it would stick (it didn't)
Watched the end of The Other Boelyn Girl
Tried to download music legally and then... um... not so legally (Epic fail on either account)
Braided my hair and sang the Pippi Longstocking theme song
Spun around on my computer chair until I felt like yakking
Googled "Vaginal Prolapse Dog" to figure out what's wrong with the dog
Rinsed my eyes with bleach after accidentally clicking "images"
Put the incorrigible Banana in timeout six times
And avoided the massive amount of laundry some more


I am in desperate need of a girl's night!

[jsikapv]

Oct. 11, 2009 at 8:07 PM

Damnit. I clicked on the Image! Where the F is the bleach?!