Subject: Guts or Balls

   

 

Guts or Balls?    There is a medical distinction.

We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but  do you  really know the difference between them?

In an effort to  keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion, the following definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,  being met by your wife with a broom in her hand, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?
 
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,  smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:  'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definition


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colts...
Oct. 1, 2009 at 8:22 PM

Cute

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Shyma
Oct. 1, 2009 at 10:06 PM

OMG! lol

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momofne
Oct. 1, 2009 at 11:06 PM

Ohhhhh thats good : )

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MSuga...
Oct. 2, 2009 at 9:09 AM

LOL

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Starf...
Nov. 3, 2009 at 4:31 AM

rolling on floor

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