Why the PENIS wants a PAY RAISE!!!

[babymomma0306]

1. I do physical labor

2. I work @ great depths

3. I plunge head first into everything I do.

4. I work weekends & holidays

5. I work in a damp environment.

6. I work in dark areas w/ poor ventilation.:

7. I work in high temperatures.

8. And my work exposes me to disease.

 

 

Dear Penis,

Your request has been denied for the following reasons:

1. You don't work 8 hours straight

2.You work in short spurts & fall asleep after each brief work period.

3. You don't stay in your designated area and are frequently found in other locations.

4. You don't take initiative & must be stimulated to start working.

5. You leave your work place messy at the end of your shift.

6. You are unable to work overtime or double shifts.

7. You sometimes leave your designated work area before completing the assigned task.

8. You have constantly been seen entering & exiting the work place with two suspicious bags.

Sincerely,

Management.

 

 

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[babymomma0306]

Oct. 5, 2009 at 5:14 AM

(Original Poster)

[tammylyn1971]

Oct. 5, 2009 at 5:24 AM

lmao this was funny as hell thanks

[shell81]

Oct. 5, 2009 at 7:24 AM

[Lb128f]

Oct. 5, 2009 at 7:59 AM

LOL!

[tears30314]

Oct. 5, 2009 at 9:22 AM

[momtomatthew02]

Oct. 5, 2009 at 7:16 PM

TOO FUNNY!

[bikerchickmommy]

Oct. 6, 2009 at 8:18 PM

OMG THAT WAS AWESOME. LOVED IT

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Oct. 8, 2009 at 9:38 AM

[mommix4]

Oct. 8, 2009 at 2:39 PM

That was great!!!!