One of these days I'm going to tear you into little pieces

[JoyeAustin]

Take a look in your rear view mirror for a moment, would ya?

If there is a line of cars behind you, creeping along... let's say, ten cars... three eighteen wheelers... a school bus... a moped...

Let's say the speed limit is 55 but you feel like going 35, which is your prerogative, sure... but the idiot behind me is bobbing and weaving and tailgating and just waiting for the split second he can streak past me and the four cars ahead of me to beat the on-coming dump truck...

If your pokey ass feels it necessary to dodder along at this speed and back up traffic on a two lane country road, I would like to offer a suggestion in the kindest possible way I can. 

                                                                          MOVE 

                      THE HELL

                      OVER

                      NOW.

Thank you. Have a good fricken day, jack ass.

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[HistoryMamaX3]

Oct. 7, 2009 at 5:40 PM

 Thank you, Joye. Sometimes being "cautious" is as dangerous as any excessive speed.

[theyareallmine]

Oct. 7, 2009 at 5:40 PM

Oh yes......mega pet peeve of mine.......

[jellyphish]

Oct. 7, 2009 at 5:54 PM

breathe iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin.....
breathe oooooooooooooooooout.....

It's over now, it's ok to move on, Love.

[JoyeAustin]

Oct. 7, 2009 at 5:57 PM

Ha! Why thank you, Becky... all that rage was just eating me up alive! I just needed some phishie love.

(Original Poster)

[Rebeccalynn_dj]

Oct. 7, 2009 at 6:09 PM

LOL Joye.  

[mtnmama111]

Oct. 7, 2009 at 6:17 PM

HAHAHAHA you live in Maine!!!

Been there experienced that ;-P

Old people-ville!! lol

I live in tourist-look-at-the-pretty-trees-and-oh-my -gosh-Marge-a-a-a-DEER!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!-ville...

There are no passing lanes- so use the pull-outs!!! labeled all nice for you-

*Slower traffic please use turnouts!! 100yds ahead...*

[MemaSu]

Oct. 7, 2009 at 7:07 PM

That is of course, assuming those gawkers can actually read....

[parrishsky]

Oct. 7, 2009 at 7:46 PM

Definitely one of life's irks.

[evwsquared]

Oct. 7, 2009 at 7:47 PM

Oh, you hit the nail on the head with this one. Here, we are supposed to go with the flow of traffic. Legally, I mean.

This person's car would not exist any more if he were in Europe. Thou shalt NOT hang out in the left lane in Europe.

[Enchantee]

Oct. 7, 2009 at 10:16 PM

*giggle* 

Oh, Joye, you just tickle me, sweetie!

Thanks for the laughter.  Sorry you got delayed by Creepy Crawlers.

Hugs...Ceci