What women would do if they had a penis for a day.

[Beautysmom]

What women would do if they had a penis for a day.

(Just to let you know I did not write this list)

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

[Acid]

Oct. 20, 2009 at 10:55 AM

I love number 3.

[mom2hailie]

Oct. 20, 2009 at 11:57 AM

Honestly, if I had a penis for a day, I would have to slap my husband in the face with it so he knows what a mushroom stamp feels like lmao.. had to share that..  thanks for the giggles

[Lb128f]

Oct. 20, 2009 at 12:01 PM

LOL!