The great powers of this most sacred holiday.

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The great powers of this most sacred holiday.
Oct 31, 2009 at 7:22 AM
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My son got up out of bed WAY too early this morning. I got up at 6:30AM to go to work and decorate cakes for you sugar addicts. There was no reason for Kris to get up too, dangitall!

He's being a whiny little turd monkey too. He smelled like pee and wouldn't stop stomping and being a buttmunch, and I was quietly but fiercely getting pissed off.

"You can't get mad at me today!" he told me.

"I can't?"

"No, today is a holiday!" he said gleefully.

Oh. I guess that means Halloween didn't escape his notice and on his miniature radar, a Real Holiday means Mommy can't get mad at him. I really hope it doesn't rain this evening so I can take him down to the village for some tricky treating. But now I have great leverage!

All day long I will say, "You'd better be GOOD Kris, or NO tricky treating!"

Mad cackling. Although, I really hope he doesn't act too naughty so I don't have to follow through with this.

Have a great holiday. May your children behave themselves.

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Oct. 31, 2009 at 8:48 AM

I hope his attitude improves! Have a fun day.

Rebeccalynn_dj

Oct. 31, 2009 at 9:44 AM

My kids this morning?

Girl: still snoring

Boy: Make me something to eat.

Halloween = I'm on strike, ask your dad. :-)

sherriet

Oct. 31, 2009 at 10:40 AM

Joye is making happy cakes for sugar addicts at work- Kris is with his great grandmom, having a great time making decorations for the spooks. Girls are watching Dora go tricky treating. I am having another cup of coffee- this holiday is up to Mom!