Signs You Are Dating A Loser-Embarassing but TRUE

[AquaGirl33]

In reviewing my previous post (sadly , I was married to a loser), I remembered that back when I was in college , my brother came up with a list for me one year after I had dated one loser after another...(I guess I will never learn)....This list is based on his suggestions. Don't laugh too hard...these are all based on TRUE experiences with guys I dated in college...

Signs of A Loser

1.  He claims he is a trained Ninja.  Claims he has "Ninja stealth" and tries to use it one night to leave you a love note on your car.  Unfortunately, it backfires because he is wearing a black Ninja suit and the neighbors mistake him for a burglar and call the police.  (Yes, it REALLY happened!)

2. He is not familiar with modern household appliances.  Every time the dishwasher kicks on he looks around the room curiously then asks "Is it raining outside?"  Seriously.....

3. In addition to claiming he is a Ninja, he also claims that he is 100% Native American.  There is only one problem: His black hair has blonde roots and he "can't seem to find" his tribal papers or even remember which tribe he belongs to...Not only that but the name of the tribe changes every time you ask him...

4. A basic conversation consists of him using JUST monsyllabic words. :"Yes", "No", "Uh"

5.  He pays for gas regularly using a jar of pennies (Yes, it really happened).

6.  When asking why his hair looks so funny (from an obviously crooked toupee), he proudly states that he has scalp scarring from a fire in the cockpit when he was a fighter pilot and his hair just doesn't grow back right....yeah....riiiiiiight...

7. He works for the local morgue and picks you up in the company hearse for your first date....Yup...

8.  He is in a band and one day he is going to "make it big"!  (How many times have I heard this one!)

9. Asks you on your first date if you prefer Denny's or Waffle house.....(okay this is getting embarassing)

10.  For Christmas, he gives you a rainbow unicorn stuffed animal (and you are not a teenager, not even close).

Feel Free To Share Your Own!!!!

[dreambig666]

Jan. 8, 2012 at 10:32 PM

I hate men who put on an act when you're dating them then turn in to instant A-Holes when you get married. If they're a scrub when you're dating them chances are they'll be worse when u marry them.