A very tired nurse walks into a bank,
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> Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
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> Preparing to write a check,
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> She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse
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> And tries to write with it.
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> When she realizes her mistake,
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> She looks at the flabbergasted teller
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> And without missing a beat, she says:
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> 'Well, that's great....that's just great....
> Some asshole's got my pen!'
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh, honey, you have absolutely NO IDEA how very much I need your little jokes! You are such a blessing in my life & I treasure your friendship.
Hugs...Ceci