PART 2: Missing Sock Files, What your government WANTS you to believe

[Julie411me]

Government-accepted explanations for lost socks:

Lost "in the wash"  (riiiight)

Lost at locker room/gym

Eaten by dog

Fell over top-back of drawer and is stuck in back of dresser or chest

Lost at sleepover

Accidentally taken home by sleepover guest

Left behind at hotel

Lost in back of closet

Left in disgarded or no longer worn shoe

Under furniture

Stuck in pant leg

Child left in yard

Left at grandma's house

Really?  4.5 TRILLION socks a year?  REALLY?

 

Explanations for lost socks - not acknowledged by government

1.  Extra Terrestrial theft

2. Secret governement program whereby socks are stolen in the night and sold to China where they are recycled into new socks and sold at popular outlet shopping malls (that are secretly government owned).

3.  Dissolved in washing machines by secret acid-like chemicals put into our laundry soap by government agencies doing top secret research on effects of adding acid-like chemicals to washing machines.

4.  Favorite food of Bigfoot, Nessie and Chubracappra

5.  Al Gore and his secret team of toadies is confiscating them and dropping them by helicopter onto the polar ice cap in an effort to speed up glacial ice melt.

 6.  Lost Sock Foundation

 http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.arinsattic.com/images/siteimgs/072008/lostsocks/lostsock-missing.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.arinsattic.com/index.php/parodies/lost_sock_foundation/&usg=__m0scIbdais4MuteRDoU3T5LoQq4=&h=400&w=250&sz=55&hl=en&start=13&tbnid=i5e8VvuvE7fe2M:&tbnh=124&tbnw=78&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dlost%2Bsocks%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG%26ie%3DUTF-8

 

[Lindalu2]

Nov. 12, 2009 at 10:09 PM

LOLOL....what does Glenn Beck have to say about those lost socks? Did he cry? Bet he did!

[Julie411me]

Nov. 13, 2009 at 8:48 AM

Beck said nothing, but Jimmy Carter is embarking on an expedition to serch for them.

(Original Poster)