There seems to be this one universal solution to everything. First it was chicken pox, then it was the flu. Need to quit smoking? Don't worry, there is a vaccine for that one now too. It is called NicVAX. Next I expect ones to keep hang nails, anal leakage or phobias of fish at bay. Got a problem? No problem for us, we will just make a vaccine for it.
My suggestion of problems that they could work on making vaccines for next:
baldness
sun burns
wombat attacks
nail bed fungus
dirty dishes
head lice
stupidity
bowel movements that smells really really bad (or like plastic)
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I want the nail bed fungus vaccine. I have had bad toenails for about 15 years. it is not only gross but also embarrassing and frustraing.
I'm with Kim, and it's only been a year or so for me - FungVac. Well, maybe not.
Baldness would be a good one. A nice, cheap, one-time vax that gives you a full head of hair! Yayyyy! ( I may not look like it but I'm very sensitive about my thinning hair)
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also if you could add one for BED HEAD.. that would be awesome.. good notes mama..
- ArlieBeeMee
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