Robyn's Journal

My job is done if you go eww, OMG or LOL

There seems to be this one universal solution to everything. First it was chicken pox, then it was the flu. Need to quit smoking? Don't worry, there is a vaccine for that one now too. It is called NicVAX. Next I expect ones to keep hang nails, anal leakage or phobias of fish at bay. Got a problem? No problem for us, we will just make a vaccine for it.

My suggestion of problems that they could work on making vaccines for next:

baldness

sun burns

wombat attacks

nail bed fungus

dirty dishes

head lice

stupidity

bowel movements that smells really really bad (or like plastic)


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Arlie...
Nov. 13, 2009 at 2:44 PM

also if you could add one for BED HEAD.. that would be awesome.. good notes mama..

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clean...
Nov. 13, 2009 at 2:44 PM

I want the nail bed fungus vaccine.  I have had bad toenails for about 15 years.  it is not only gross but also embarrassing and frustraing.

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parri...
Nov. 13, 2009 at 4:02 PM

I don't mind bed head (on me anyway) but hubby, he needs a cure!!!

 

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clare...
Nov. 13, 2009 at 4:08 PM

Does the dirty dishes vaccine mean that they clean themselves?

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irish...
Nov. 13, 2009 at 8:19 PM

I'm with Kim, and it's only been a year or so for me - FungVac.  Well, maybe not.

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ankle...
Nov. 15, 2009 at 11:26 PM

LOL @ wombat attacks

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caitx...
Nov. 15, 2009 at 11:45 PM

Baldness would be a good one. A nice, cheap, one-time vax that gives you a full head of hair! Yayyyy! ( I may not look like it but I'm very sensitive about my thinning hair)

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