SICK PH_CK...a husband.

[ErikaRobin]

Place: A bathroom.

Him: "Katie! HELP!  Come quick!!" 

Katie: *runs in*  "WHAT?!" 

Him: "I just blew my nose into THIS Kleenex and it's all greenish and   
         gross...  LOOK!"  *shoves tissue at Katie*  

Katie:  "Yup, it sure is." 

Him:   "Am I going to die?  I don't FEEL good."  *whines*  "Man, I think 
             I need to lie down."  *genius of melodrama lies
             directly on the floor* 

Katie: "Welp...  *sigh*  Is that all you wanted me for?"   

Him:   "BUT I'M DYING HERE!" 

Katie:  "Yeah, I can see that."  *eyeroll*  "Look, I'm baking and taking
           care of your son and two dogs and cleaning and a number of
           other things so if you need me for anything else, I'll be in the
            kitchen."

Him:    "BUT-"  

Katie:  "Remind me what the doctor told you."

Him:   *Pouting*  "Drink fluids and get some rest."    

 

Katie:  "And what else?"

 

Him:  *very quietly*  "Don't be such a pussy."

 

Katie: "Thank you.  I'll be in the kitchen."

 

Him:   "Katie?   [pause]   Can you get me some juice?" 

 

Katie:  "No."

 

 

 

 

End Scene.   Thank you. 

This dramatization is sponsored by Brody's Bakery, makers of vegan nummies.  They deliver!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[sherriet]

Nov. 14, 2009 at 10:45 AM

LOVE THIS!

[clarewillow]

Nov. 14, 2009 at 11:01 AM

LOL

[KTMOM]

Nov. 14, 2009 at 11:02 AM

bahahahaaa!!

[aurorabunny]

Nov. 14, 2009 at 11:37 AM

LOL!!  This is the best thing ever, I am honored Eriak.  :)

You forgot the part where he dropped everything to drive to CVS and purchase diet cranberry Sierra Mist.  It helps with colds you know, I think it's the fact that it is in no way a clear liquid and contains HFCS.  It does a body good.

And just as a sidenote, my husband, sick or not, has nothing to do with said vegan nummies.  So no germ worries.  LOL.

[aurorabunny]

Nov. 14, 2009 at 11:47 AM

Your journal has received a coveted spot of honor on my refridgerator.  My husband it read it, laughed, then said that my friends and I were bitches.  Meh. 

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[cleanaturalady]

Nov. 14, 2009 at 11:49 AM

Bwahaha!  I love it.  I love your tags and I love even more that sweet Katie printed it out and adhered it to her fridge.

[ToddlerBrain82]

Nov. 14, 2009 at 11:50 AM

LMAO!!

[parrishsky]

Nov. 14, 2009 at 12:32 PM

Yeah, said husband read it and we're a bunch of bitches.... This is going to be a good day!

[RanaAurora]

Nov. 14, 2009 at 12:59 PM

Katie needs to learn how to print "selection only."

Erika makes me giggle.  The doctor was female, huh?

[Guinhyvar]

Nov. 14, 2009 at 1:17 PM

Erika, really, you've got to stop with this peeping Tom business. When I loaned you my caving ropes, pulleys, nite vision goggles and black ops outfit, I had no idea you were going to actually dangle from people's ceilings to spy on them!

You're going to get arrested! Or propostioned! Or both!