Give me the chocolate and no one gets hurt!

[Momma_Halo]

Since figuring out that I have PCOS they have been keeping me on progesterone. I have had a period every month and the cyst burst hasn't happened in over two months where as I would have some sort of a burst once every two to three months.

Bad part is I am craving a ton of chocolate and my periods are killing me. Another bad part? Remembering to take those stupid pills! Oh I forgot how much I hated taking them when I was a young teen. Someone would literally have to shove them in my face to remind me to take them. And now it is just as bad because I am close to graduation and I hardly remember anything lately.

Then the comments I get from friends and family seeing the stupid pills in my purse.

Them "I thought you couldn't have kids?"

Me "I can have them, but it takes the grace of God, the exact lining of Mars and Venus, my butt has a to be at a 60 degree angle, a blue moon on a Friday night, and the stars have to spell out GOAL!"

Them "Then why are you taking BIRTH CONTROL?!"

Me "So I can have a period duh!"

Of course they look at me like I am an idiot when I admit to wanting a period.But oh well. What can you do? My ovaries hate me. And until I have the insurance to get the birth control patch... I am stuck with my husband yelling "I don't want anymore kids! Take your pill!"

Isn't he a charmer?

[Momma_Halo]

Nov. 16, 2009 at 10:51 AM

LOL by the way my husband is really a sweet guy. He is usually joking around about the not wanting more kids. I just had a horrible pregnancy and labor with my son so he doesn't want to see me like that again.

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