From KrazyBeautiful...who do you play on the internet

[BigBoMom]

 

Where are you..? Oklahoma

 Who are you..? Sarah  

How many heathens do you have..1  

Do you have a mugshot..? nope

What would like the Krazy bytches to know about you..? i understand....   

Now..tell me a secret..? um....i don't have any  

What is your fav sex postion..? doggy

You come home and your hubby is in bed with another women..what do you do..? join in....then kill him

 You come home and hubby is in bed with another man..what do you do..? join in and keep them 

How many kids do you have..? How old..boys..girls..? 1 boy 1 y/o  

Do you go to adult toy stores..? yes  

What do you but..? buy? new things....usually for myself  

Do you like hand cuffs...does hubby..? i do he does not, he can't stand being restrained  

Fav sport..? does sex count? ok swimming i guess 

Fav drink..? LITs

Fav food..? Chinese  

Do you eat things that would make others puke..what..? not really? i like my meat rarer than most  

Ever have anything inserted in your vagina other then cock..or dildos..?....curling iron  

What color is your hair..? blonde  

Any regrets..what and why...alot....one is not having more fun in college, another....not turning Brandon....he would have made such a nice consort  

Pet peeves..? when they make books into movies or TV shows 

Who is someone you just can't stand..why....no one right now...they don't last that long  

Do you have a temper..yeah  

Ever mind fuck anyone..who..why..how..Brandon, had him convinced i was a vamp....and Shawn...lots of guys, they are so easy and fun!  

Do you lick ass..? no  

Spit or swallow..? swallow

Would you rather get fucked or just have your pussy ate.. both? fucked if i can only have one  

Ever have an orgy.. no but damn i want to  

Would you do it again or at all..yes  

2 guys one girl or 2 girls one guy..or the more the merrier..more the merrier....but love two guys one girl  

if you see two dogs humping to you look away or watch? watch  

Do you wash your hands after you pee? yes. masterbate? yes. pull your underware out of you buttcrack? yes  

When someone tells you "this smells rotten" do you have to see for yourself? yes  

do you kill the spiders in the corners or leave them be? leave them  

have you ever eaten anything living? no  

how does your hubby make you cum? yeah thats why i married him!  

do you like to see your own blood? yes  

what makes you dry heave? half eaten food or fat ppl eating  

when your kid(s) say they need to puke,do you hold out your hands? no i back away  

have you eaten things that fell on the floor? yeah  

have your kids? yeah  

what's the worst thing you've found them eating? my shoe  

do maggots freak you out or interest you? interest 

have you ever had maggots in you house? why? no  

do you kick small dogs? hell no  

when you see a cat in the road do you hit the brakes or the gas? breaks!!!  

do you secretly want to push your grocery cart into the legs of the painfully slow whiney old lady in front of you? no i do it  

Have you ever been banned from or escorted out of anywhere?why? no...but they tried!

what do you call your lady parts? my pussy and tits  

what do call your man's parts? cock and balls  

Do you look at porn? Alone? yes and sometimes when i'm alone 

can you cum more than once during sex? usually  

can you squirt?..aka the female ejacultion. no  

does your hubby know how to find your g-spot? no  

do you need me to show him? yes