2010 Contract.....LOL

[Lynette]

2010 Contract


After serious & cautious consideration...
your contract of friendship has been renewed
for the New Year 2010!

It was a very hard decision to make...
So try not to screw it up!

My Wish for You in 2010

May peace break into your home
and may thieves come to steal your debts. 
May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills. 
May love stick to your face like Vaseline
and may laughter assault your lips! 
May happiness slap you across the face
and may your tears be that of joy 
May the problems you had forget your home address! 

In simple words ...

May 2010 be the best year of your life!

Did you get that?

 

Merry Christmas and a wonderful Happy New Year!