A word is "sporn"

[logansmomma2007]

A good friend of mine wrote a journal that received a record number of comments.  As is typical with journals of this proportion, trolls were among us.  There was one particular troll who caught our attention with her (or his) poor grammar, and usage of the English language.  In all the confusion a word was born..."sporn". 

What exactly is a sporn you ask?  I am not quite sure.  Let's try and figure it out together, shall we? 

Is it a verb?  "Looky there, Somma dun sporned her some youngins!!!" (courtesy of aurorabunny)

Perhaps a noun?  "My sporn is super itchy.  Can you help scratch it?"

...or maybe it could be an adjective.  "All this talk of Joye's boobs has me feelin' a bit sporny."

Whatever context this word is to be used it sure has grabbed our attention. 

Can any of you think of additional ways this word can be used? 

[shutterflywitch]

Dec. 31, 2009 at 9:21 AM

Lmao!!!!!

[0Jenna0]

Dec. 31, 2009 at 9:35 AM

I'm pretty sure it's a short term for spoon-porn.

[ErikaRobin]

Dec. 31, 2009 at 10:05 AM

Sporn...well, you've already given many uses of the word and much food for thought.

It's a virtual Spornucopia up there, dood. 

[Xynyth]

Dec. 31, 2009 at 10:27 AM

An acronym? Seriously Pissed Off Righteous Nutter?

[KristiS11384]

Dec. 31, 2009 at 11:04 AM

It's SPORE porn, I thought I covered that last night. I went to Urban Dictionary and all.

[aurorabunny]

Dec. 31, 2009 at 11:32 AM

LOL!  <3 this post.  I think a sporn is definitely something that is itchy. 

[KTMOM]

Dec. 31, 2009 at 11:33 AM

the only sporn i ever knew about has to do with dog training....

 

http://www.sporn.com/

[cleanaturalady]

Dec. 31, 2009 at 12:27 PM

You did, Kristi, but it is so fun covering all the possibilities.  I think it is one who spurns porn.

[KristiS11384]

Dec. 31, 2009 at 12:30 PM

I think I was involved in some sporning last night but I'm too hungover to recall it.

[clairandamjones]

Dec. 31, 2009 at 12:49 PM

I think I've decided that "sporn" is a word I'm going to throw around randomly and see what it decides to become.

"I could really use some sporn right now."

"Hey baby, it's been a while...you ready to sporn with me?"

"That bitch makes me so mad I could just sporn her."

"Have you tried the sporn?  It's fantastic?"