Me vs. Drunk Fella, a few minutes ago
Me: Hello, (name of hotel I work at), this is mamapaparazzi, how may I help you?
Drunk Fella: Hi! Hi there! Ma'am, I neecha talka;.... um... room wunoutaree...."
Me: Excuse me, sir?
DF: Hi! Ma'am.... room... Andrew?
DF: Andrew, I'm Andrew... talk... (mumble mumble mumble) room wunfreeteenoh... or wunoh.... "
Me: Sir, I'm sorry, I can't understand you... did you want me to connect you to a room?
Me: Sir, which room would you like me to connect you to?
DF: I'm ANDREW!!
Me: Andrew, which room do you need me to transfer you to?
DF: WUN OH TSREE! or FOUR!
Me: (noticing that 103 is not occupied but 104 is... ) One second, sir...
And I transfer the call to 104.
I hope the people in 104 know and like Andrew, lol.