the worst pick up lines.....

[roseisrose]

print by; Joseph Frederic Charles Soulacroix

 

 

Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.

 

Got me? I'll do your body good.

 

Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?

 

Hey kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me.

 

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

 

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

 

Help, some thing's wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

 

What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"

 

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

 

 

**What are some the of 'great' lines you've heard over the years?......

 

[MomW773]

Jan. 6, 2010 at 9:05 PM

My favorite is the alphabet one!  I have actually never had a pick-up line told to me--but they are hilarous!

[Beatlemama]

Jan. 6, 2010 at 9:06 PM

Are you from Tennesee?  Because you're the only 10 I see...

[roseisrose]

Jan. 6, 2010 at 9:14 PM

wow, thanks for voting up-- you ladies are so sweet about that. :) {{hugs}}

Are you from Tennesee?  Because you're the only 10 I see...

-That's awful hon! lol

One of my worst was years ago at a club-- some guy said- "I'll bet you taste like strawberries"  as he was almost smelling me!!---- I almost puked!

(Original Poster)

[PAMom614]

Jan. 6, 2010 at 9:15 PM

LOL funny post!

How about....

Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.

You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.

Pinch me." "Why?" "You're so fine I must be dreaming."

[Zanna22]

Jan. 6, 2010 at 9:34 PM

These are so funny.  I've never had a pick up line used on me either.  At least, not to my knowledge, lol.  I like raisin and date one.  I may just have to talk to someone who thought that might actually work! :)

[sophiesmom07]

Jan. 6, 2010 at 9:44 PM

Lol, I don't remember many, here's one...

 " You must be tired cause you've been running through my mind"

[Kim370]

Jan. 6, 2010 at 9:47 PM

I like the raisins one, that is cute!  Ive heard some pretty bad ones but cant think of any at the moment.

[LisaLulu]

Jan. 6, 2010 at 10:14 PM

I was working in a bar to put myself through school and heard ALOT of lines, but the only one I still remember is this old guy saying to me when I put his drinks down, "sigh, I wish this was 400 B.C.", I said, "I probably don't want to hear this, but I can't resist.  Why?" Old guy: "Because then I could just club you on the head and drag you away by your hair".  He did get a smile, as politically incorrect as it was...

[LisaLulu]

Jan. 6, 2010 at 10:18 PM

I just remembered another from a stud muffin friend of my DH. 

"Do you want to go out sometime?"  "No, thanks"  "okay, well, would you like to just Fxxk then?"  - he's a real smooth guy lol

[Musical-Monkey]

Jan. 6, 2010 at 10:34 PM

Love them!!  lol

Is your last name Campbell's?  Because you're Mmmm good!

Was your daddy/momma a baker?  Cause you got nice buns!

Someone call Heaven, there's an Angel missing!!!