Abducted By Aliens & Missing My SweatPants

[autumngal]

Hey, gotcha with the title, didn't I?  Cuiosity killed the cat, ya know?  That's it, if you've been sucked into this journal page, you must now continue and read my silly story.

The journey begins in early December...the abduction, of course.  Or what I presume was an abduction.  All therories turn to that conclusion which I've slowly discovered this week.  Each week in December I began to feel stranger and stranger....like something was just a bit off.  Low and behold, I've discovered the truth.  I was abducted by aliens and either force-fed or injected with fats and sugars and carbs to make me blimp out.  My clothes have also been intentionally shrunk to an uncomfortable fit.  I no longer feel like myself.  12 lbs of fat has been placed on this body and I am now upset and discouraged.  I am longing for the sweatpants that I destroyed several months ago.  I destroyed them and vowed never to wear sweatpants again.  They just make me look frumpy and after I lost 26lbs last Spring, I vowed never to be lazy in my appearance and to always try to look my best.  Just saying....I really miss those sweatpants today.  So,,,,,,unless the aliens come back to do liposuction, I better get off my butt, get off this puter and get my body moving.....not my mouth....my body.

Sorry you got sucked into this journal....I just needed to vent.  Thanks so much for reading and let me know if you've ever gotten abducted like this.  I think many of us have and just didn't realize what happened.  Have a beautiful, HEALTHY day.  xo

Laura

[shelley685]

Jan. 8, 2010 at 7:50 PM

You nut! I have eaten so much garbage I can't even get my sweatpants over my hips! Happens every year, what are you gonna do? Somehow it always starts falling off in the spring when it takes 3 weeks to clean your house!  Glad to see your back writing, I really missed your humor.

Hugs