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My choice of the Barbie mobile,size 0 clothes or the house
Jan 10, 2010 at 5:33 AM
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Well being a product of Mattel since I was old enough to remember, I have to weigh in on this. Especially being that I had these 3 toys as a young girl,

Oh how I remember that hot pink convertible car Ken would roll up in to pick Barbie up from work. Barbie was young, mid 20's, with no kids of her own yet. She worked 9-5 for the local dentist. She had wanted to be a lawyer but she just wasn't bright enough to go to law school.So instead she did what any other girl would do, she went to work right after high school and became a receptionist.

God did Barbie have great looks! She had long blonde hair, sparkling blue eyes and let's be honest, one hot body! She was tan and in perfect condition, she was a sight for sore eyes. She was born with perfect breasts too, no breast augmentation was needed for this gal, these were the real deal!

Ken was a looker too! He also had wavy dark brown hair and a perfect tan line. When these two were together it was like a modern day Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! They were just the perfect couple, minus the kids of course!

They soon were married and bought them a beautiful pink mansion. They had the most amazing furniture you had ever laid eyes on! Every room was fully detailed down to the curtains! Nothing was to good for Ken and Barbie!

As time went by, Ken devolped a waundering eye. They had been married a few years when low and behold he cheated on Barbie! It was horrible, as you might recall one day at 2:30 in the morning Barbie chased Ken down with golf clubs and smashed the windows out of the vehicle. Ken in turn hit a fire hydrant and and the paparazzi had taken pictures of it and it was front page news the next morning! It eventually came out that Ken had multiple affairs and he went into hiding, being that Barbie had one hell of a swing with a golf club!

Being that Barbie was now sure her marriage was over, she hired a lawyer. She was not going to stay in a marriage that was based on lies.

In the divorce she managed to keep the car and the house. She was also able to hire a personal trainer. So, I say hell with it, if Barbie can get all three then I can too!!

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