omg i almost erased this whole thing

[abunchofboys]

What is the single largest item in your house?:  My hubby. jealous?

How well can you write your name with your non dominant hand?:  my non dominant hand is saved more important purposes....like masturbation.

What color is your bedroom?:  uh...a lovely shade of shit brown with dookey accents....

What type of computer mouse do you use?:  Are you doing inventory?

What is your earliest memory?:  stealing someone's chocolate

Have you ever jumped off of a high dive?:  you have to be cool to do that and you cant be cool if you have to plug your nose before you jump

Do you take vitamins?:  only when pregnant

When did you first become interested in the oppsite sex?:  i was 2 when i insisted that my step-dad was MY boyfriend and wouldnt let him get close to my mom.

Do you like to color inside the lines?:  what the fuck? is this kindygarden?

What do you have set as your home page?:  www.allscripts.com  check us out.

Do you have your own radio?:  shhhh dont tell anybody!!! they might come steal it!

Where would you hate to have to work?:  on vacation. duh.

Who is on your speed dial?:  thats for people who have friends.

Do you prefer lightbulbs or candles?:  candles make stretchmarks look sexy....like its there on purpose.

How much money did you spend today?:  the day is still young....

What are you sitting on right now?:  on my ass

Do you look at yourself when you pass by reflective
surfaces?:  sure do- i'm just like a man too, i only see tits and ass...

Would you ever get plastic surgery?:  if you're buyin...sign me up.

Did you play with shaving cream when you were a kid?:  again....wtf kinda question is this?

How big is your bed?:  cal-king

Do you like the smell of axe?:  only after its chopped of a toe or two...

What is your favorite flavor of lifesavers?:  doing more inventory?

Have you ever seen a volcano?:  i get some on my face at least once a month

What is the best halloween costume you've ever worn?:  all i've ever been is a hooker and a witch or some kind of variation of the two. practice for adulthood.

What kind of soap do you use?:  omg! i'm supposed to use SOAP!!???

Can you snowboard?:  wait....i'm checking my skin color.....ok....just like i thought. nope i cant snowboard.

How many icons do you have on your dekstop?:  dude, do your inventory on your own time.

What is the biggest amount of money you've ever had at one time?:  doesnt matter, i dont have any of it now...

Do you understand how telephones work?:  sure. you call me....i pick up, hear who it is and hang up

Do you write notes on your body?:  i'm starting to keep your inventory records there...

What is the prominent color in your closet?:  booty-brown. i dont know why that is....

What is sitting next to you right now?:  My imaginary friend Chuck.

Do you believe in lots of conspiracies?:  you and your inventory fits the bill i'm sure...

Do you own any really old video game systems?:  i'm not telling, you nosey nellie!

Are you good at baking?:  of course! what true chocolate lover isnt?

Have you ever made your own clothing?:  no i didnt steal yours if thats what you're getting at.

How many doors does your house have?:  you ARE planning to burgle me, arent you?

Do you prefer tootsie pops or blow pops?:  i hate to blow....but then again i'm not lickin anybody's tootsie either....

Do you sneak into movie theatres?:  no but i know who sneaks in the video cameras....

Are you a really fast text messager?:  lmtfa idkwyta

Do you have anything you keep on you 24/7?:  a weird sense of being out of place...

Do you usually write in print or in cursive?:  i type

What was your first job?:  i was the girl who made you smile for your six flags season pass.

Do you prefer crushed ice or cubed?:  i dont care- just put some on my head, this survey's giving me a headache

What print is on your plates or cups in your kitchen?:  its not pretty enough to steal so dont worry about it.

Have you ever made a mixed cd for someone?:  no you theif! i dont have a cd burner either!

What do you want to buy from an infomercial?:  why? so you can come over and steal it?!

Do you believe that animals have souls?:  uh....you're getting really weird now...

What word/phrase do you find really annoying?: whatever you're about to say

Do you have a lava lamp or a black light?:  if you can find it, you can have it

Do you find yourself not having enough electrical outlets?:  when you run around trying to pop covers in all of em to keep your 2 year old alive....1 is too many.

What is the longest you can wait patiently?:  5 more questions and i'm blowin my top.

Have you ever been under anesthesia?:  i'm wishin i was right now

Are your fingernails long or short?:  they're long, so when you try to burgle my house, thats whats gonna be diggin into your eyeballs. nice to meetchya.

Are you afraid of bright colors?:  trying to figure out what cat-burgler outfit to wear? yeah, i'd suggest the canary yellow. it really scares me. to death. yeah.

Has anyone ever accused you of being gay?: for the LAST time...NO i will NOT kiss you down there.

Can you tell people honest things to their face?:  that hair-do makes you look like a mom.

Would you rather eat grits or oatmeal?:  i'll have a pot of both simmering on the stove when you break in my house.

Do you own a kite?:  you're not stealin my kids' kite! thats just mean!

Have you ever run down an up escalator or vice versa?:  and still have the scar to prove it...

What do you think of clothing for pets?:  dont be fooled my pit bull's ballett tutu. that just means he's light on his feet.

Do you tend to want things you cannot have?:  perkier tits, rounder ass, a billion dollars...yeah, i'd say so.

Is it true that you can be anything you want to be?:  i've tried and tried but no matter what i do i CANNOT be serious.

Were your parents honest to you about serious things when you were little?:  that prolly where my sick sense of humor came from

Would you ever dye your hair purple?:  just to piss you off

Who do you think should play you in a movie?:  doesnt matter, i'd totally rip apart whoever it was

Would you ever kill someone?:  i kill my pre-mom self a little more everyday...

Do you prefer stripes or polka dots?:  ........uh.........(I'm blinking).........

Do you dot your i's and cross your t's?:  back to that inventory huh?

Are you double jointed in any way?:  yes, i can reach under my ass and kick yours so watch it buddy.

What kind of super power do you wish you had?:  clairvoyance...so i'd know if you were really gathering intel on me to rob my house.

Are you easily offended?:  if you have chocolate and dont share...

How often do you watch the news?:  every ....hey! you're trying to figger out my nightly routine arent you? you're not slick.

Do you have nightmares very much?:  No and i'm a light sleeper- so dont break any glass when you shimmy the window.

Which power ranger was your favorite?:  this is turning into one of those psychological personality tests isnt it?

Did the movie Jaws ever scare you?:  thats why i pee in pools

Have you ever cried to get away with something?:  a headache....or two....or three....

What do you think of feminists?:  i practice NOT thinking....its more politically correct.

Are you friends with anyone famous?:  I am, yes. you'll never guess who.

Do you lack common sense sometimes?:  all the time.

Are you afraid of snakes?: If its connected to a man's pelvic area.....ok i'll shut up.

Do you use recycle bins at your house?:  could you please use the word in a sentence?

How hot do you like the water in your shower?:  hot enough to burn the dirt off

Do you ever walk around your house naked?:  walk would be the wrong word. its more like a frantic hop skip and jump while clutching the towel and whatever else on the way from bathroom to bedroom.

What is your favorite art form?:  faking good sex

Do you want to be bilingual?:  I am so tired of people talking about me behind my back to my face- i WISH i could talk shit right back

Is energy wasted on little kids?:  it kinda is

Do you lie to make people feel better?:  would it make you feel better if i said no?

How many times a day do you look at the clock?:  every 30 seconds ubtil 5pm and then every 10 seconds until bedtime

Do you like to organize things?:  sure, i like spend countless hours on end on a pointless task just to have it all undone the moment i step away.

Are you going to have smile lines or frown lines when you're older?:  i'm gonna have lines on my forehead from raising my right eyebrow in that 'really.' look.

Do you floss your teeth every day?:  with whatever i can find

Do you like the game red rover?:  red rover red rover when is the survey over?

Which is better, thick crust or thin?:  ok i killed enough time before i get off work

How good are you at keeping secrets?:  i'm just gonna type something so it looks like i finished this

What stupid little thing really stresses you out?:  leaving things unfinished

Can you remember what you wore yesterday?:  no- i hope i dont pick the same thing tomorrow- you'd tell me tho right?

Which Disney parks have you been to?:  i'm done i'm done i'm done

What do you think the drinking age should be?: i dont care- i'm going home. wait. what am i in such a rush about..... ?

Do you like to wear socks?:  Only if they're super-thick and bunny-soft

[abunchofboys]

May. 2, 2007 at 10:08 AM i didnt even answer that last one....thats somebody else's....see what happens when you rush?

(Original Poster)