Priceless

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With the hope that you will forgive me
for borrowing a famous campaign... 
Sometimes though, important
points need to be made...

New giant flat screen TV to motivate your Little Darlings: $500
Tutoring for both kids: $75 a week
Third pencil case to replace your daughter's yet again lost one: $7
New jacket to replace the one your son lost at the party last night: $58
Pack of new markers to replace the ones your son left in his pocket and that went in the wash: $12.50
Handy man's visit to clean up the washer: $180
Clothes ruined by the markers: $370
Gas to pick up your daughter from after-school detention due to repeated non-submission of homework: $6
Half day off work to attend extraordinary child study meeting to discuss your son's wasted potential: $1200
Baby-sitter's fee for 3 day suspension due to tardiness: $250
Special needs therapist's visit to see what's "wrong" with your children: $160

The solution to all these issues...

Priceless...

There are some things your kids won't
learn...    For everything else,
there's Better At School.  

And for just $1, you can find the
answers you've been wanting for so
long!

You can even use your MasterCard for
it! (Or most popular other Credit Cards
or PayPal even)

Visit http://www.betteratschool.com

To something else money can't buy:
Excellence!

Thank you for thinking about your
kids' future.

Florence Bernard