A woman and her husband go into the hospital for the wifes labor. The doctor explained to the husband and wife that he had a new machine that was in trial and he wanted to know if they wanted to use it during the childbirth. They asked what the machine did and he explained that it was a "pain transfer" machine. Once connected, the husband could transfer some of his wife's pain of childbirth to him so that she wasn't going through it alone and would have an easier labor.
They agreed ot try the machine and once the childbirth started the doctor started the husband on a transfer of 10%. This was a good level to start at as the husband was virtually feeling no pain at all. They decided to crank it up to 25% in which he was still doing very well. The doctor was shocked to see the husband blood pressure was normal and he was pain free. Even at 50% he was a trooper so they cranked it up to 100%.
The wife delivered a healthy baby boy with hardly any pain at all.
When the husband and wife came home form the hospital they found the mail man dead on the front porch.

LOL... Had to share!

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