SEX!

[FelipesMom]

OK now that I've got your attention...

We are SNOWED IN and I am BORED!!!!

Tell me a story!!
I will think up some fun, silly prize for my favorite one.

Entertain me, please!

Feel free to be vulgar, or not, or to rip off someone else's story, or not - just don't insult a particular person or group (ie nothing racist). Funny, tearjerker, random, anything, just entertain me please!!

[brandoneaglemom]

Feb. 1, 2010 at 10:17 AM

Well, its not a story perse....but today is my birthday and im 39 and lets see...my daughter is moving tonight on my birthday..crazy. And i live in fla and its so dreary today and its now raining...it stinks. I am making tuna casserole tonight for dinner..lol

OKAY...heres a true story and its not of mine...There was this man that won the lottery 2 yrs ago i think...he was a homeless man and he won 30 million dollars...This man was killed for his money. he got 11 million dollars  for starters and people around him tried to scam him and they did...and took his money and then he realized what was going on and didnt wanta give nomore...and then this woman of interest pretended to be his friend and she and some other ppl killed him...BUT for the longest time people would call and ask for him and she told ppl that he was away on a trip..this went on for mos....then ppl started to realize soemthing was wrong and got th epolice involved and then recently they started to relaize that he might be dead but didnt know where this body was. and then the news came on one day and come to find out that this woman of interest...which im very curious who she is......they go to her house and they begin an investigation and this location is about 5 miles from my house right off the highway in clear sight....they go behind this house...way behind the house and they find a huge concrete slab...which is our of the ordinary...they spent about 3 to 5 days with cops everywhere and tv crews....they found a body...and later said it was the misisng lottery winner...and they also found a video tape of him and this woman of interest....she basically plotted this out...and onthe video tape she was asking him questions about where he wanted to go and live and some other weird questions and basically if anyone wold of found this tape...hint hint...you would have thought he left town and NOT buried in someones back yard...this man had no clue that this woman would murder him..she used him and took advantage of him and his money. its a really sad story...he basicically died a poor man...and whats weird is that we drive by this location almost every day..its creepy driving by and seeing crime scene tape and you see where they dug up this hole...just creepy. well, theres a story for ya...His name was abraham shakesspeare if you wanta read the story. have a fun day!!

[Guaranteed]

Feb. 1, 2010 at 1:52 PM

This is also not a story:

I am currently taking an English class, Major British Authors After 1800. Our professor has us read aloud in class, and the other day I read Robert Burns' poem "To A Louse" out loud, which was a little difficult since it is written in Scotch dialect. After reading it, I got applauded! And after class a guy came up to me to tell me how much he liked my reading. ^_^ made my day.