I LEFT THE ANIMALS IN CHARGE OF THE ZOO.
WHAT A VERY BAD THING TO DO.
THE LION, WHO IS KING OF ALL BEASTS,
TURNS OUT HE HAD A JUNK FOOD FEAST!
WITH CHIPS & SODA & COOKIES GALORE,
ALL OF IT I FOUND SCATTERED ACROSS THE FLOOR.
MY TWO LITTLE MONKEYS HAD QUITE A HUGE BLAST
THEY TORE UP THEIR BEDROOM & DID IT QUITE FAST.
THEN ONTO THE PLAYROOM MY MONKEYS THEY WENT
& USED MY GOOD CURTAINS TO MAKE UP A TENT.
THE BATHROOM, NO, IT WAS NOT SPARED
A FULL TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE IT SEEMS THEY BOTH SHARED.
CRAYONS & MARKERS WERE SCRIBBLED ON WALLS
FROM ROOM TO ROOM & DOWN ALL THE HALLS.
WHAT THE LION DID, I DO NOT KNOW.
BUT AWAY FROM HOME, NEVER AGAIN WILL I GO.
I CAN'T LEAVE THE ANIMALS IN CHARGE OF THE ZOO.
THAT'S ONE THING I SHALL NEVER AGAIN DO.
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