Question Mark broke up with me

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Question Mark broke up with me
Feb 11, 2010 at 12:51 PM
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Dear Rebecca,

I'm terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter, this didn't need to be done, but I wanted to.. This note will be the last memory you'll ever have of me, our relationship just isn't working out for me.. Don't let it get you all upset inside, I always liked your friends more. It is because of your history of forgetting me that keeps me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you.

You'd be much better off finding a person that can deal with the sweet way you would always ruin a romantic moment by talking about your "friend" Exclamation Mark. This is an insult as he is my brother. I might miss certain things about you such as the time you flirted with my father, Comma at our family Christmas dinner. My mother, Period, was so upset and ashamed.

I'm glad this is done and we're going separate directions for good. I think you'll find someone to love again. Hopefully we will still be close buddies.

Love,

Question Mark

My Reply:

Dear Question Mark,

I have been neglectful of you. There is no excuse for my thoughtless behavior other than when I use you electronically, you are in an inconvenient place. My friend Exclamation and your parents, Period and Comma, just are more easily available.

I do find that when I manually manipulate you our relationship is mutually satisfying. I am unwilling to make the sacrifice to regularly manually manipulate.

I do hope we can continue our friendship as well. I don't think that I could stay in touch with my life without you. I beg your forgiveness and mercy so we can move forward.

Yours Truly?

Rebecca

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