Then I realize that I know very little.

  Here are somethings I have learned.

1. Good friends make me a better person.

2.Bad friends make me a better person teaching me patients.

3. Wishing that my teenage daughters be more friendly can have a distraous effect on my hearing.

4. Careful what you wishes you make. If two teenage girls become friends it is necessary for their mother to become the natural enemy.

5. Tax-Season wears my husband out.

6.a. Tax-Season gives me more time to sew.

6.b. Sewing makes me a better parent.

7. Tax-Season makes me feel bad for not being a more vigulant cleaner.

8.  Sex is always better while standing up--or better yet bent over.

9.  Sweetness has nothing to do with sugar. (tell this to a baker?)

10. I am in a really good place right now.

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Angebor
Feb. 22, 2010 at 8:50 PM

LOL-Amen to no. 4 especially.  Good stuff!

Angela

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Chele...
Feb. 22, 2010 at 8:55 PM

I'm glad you're in a good place... too bad it doesn't happen often for us, right?  I totally agree with #1

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crazy...
Feb. 23, 2010 at 4:00 PM

#8 ..... TMI   TMI   TMI    LOL

BUT I DO HAVE TO AGREE WITH ALL THE REST!! EXOPECIALLY #1

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SuzzzieQ
Feb. 24, 2010 at 8:20 PM

Okay you crack me up.  Just wait until a year down the line and read this posting.  You will totally laugh!

 

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