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There are a million baby products out there, but none compares to this one.   It accomodates every child from birth to adulthood.   It can be used indoor or outdoor, in all seasons, and weather.   It can be rented or comes FREE with purchase.   It is guaranteed to be the must have for babies in 2010.  With an array of styles, colors, and textures, it is sure to appeal to tree huggers and yuppies alike!

Fostering Learning Opportunites or Readiness (aka FLOOR) is a parent's best friend.   Place your baby upon it to develop muscle control, rolling over, sitting,and walking!     Need to answer the door?  Use the FLOOR!    Diaper changes?   Baby can't fall off the FLOOR!   Plush models require more maintainance, but make excellent sleep surfaces.    Easy clean FLOORs can be made softer just by adding a blanket or FLOOR covering.   No danger of rolling off!

Bring back that unsafe Bumbo!   FLOOR will never fold your infant into an unnatural position or force pressure on undeveloped spine.   Babies determine their own level of FLOOR support.   An infant who can't sit won't be forced to, and a baby practicing mobility won't be hindered.  You won't be tempted to put FLOOR on a table where baby can fall!   Baby can't twist out of the FLOOR.      When baby is ready for movement or sitting, FLOOR accomodates.   FLOOR comes with DOOR safety features and can be augmented with GATE.     Outdoor models (aka GROUND) require supervision at all times as safety features vary depending on location.

FLOOR isn't just for babies!   The whole family can use the FLOOR.   Interact with baby on the FLOOR and older siblings can join too.  Even Fluffy and Rover!  With FLOOR in every room, possibilities are endless!

FLOOR is not responsible for unsafe use of toys and furniture or improper installation.  Always supervise baby especially mobiles when using any product in the home.

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Melan...
Feb. 24, 2010 at 4:19 PM

Love it!

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RanaA...
Feb. 24, 2010 at 4:24 PM

LOVE it.

We're both on the FLOOR right now!

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hillmom
Feb. 24, 2010 at 4:43 PM

you rock

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Mythi...
Feb. 24, 2010 at 5:50 PM

Hahaha, hehehe!

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wendy...
Feb. 24, 2010 at 5:51 PM

ROFL this is great!

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Pishyah
Feb. 24, 2010 at 8:55 PM

LOL! 

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Lorel...
Feb. 24, 2010 at 9:15 PM

You make the floor sound so nice!  I am sold!!

I was just contemplating purchasing a bouncy seat that turns into a rocker too.  I have been debating getting it since we really don't need more clutter around the house.

Thanks for sharing your common sense with us ;-)

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ethan...
Feb. 24, 2010 at 10:04 PM

Wow... I was thinking about purchasing some new equipment for upcoming baby but.... I think you've got me sold on this whole 'floor' thingy... and... when I look down... it looks like the previous homeowners already purchased and installed one here!

Looks like I'll be saving myself a buttload of money! :) Thanks for the tip, lol!

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caitx...
Feb. 24, 2010 at 10:31 PM

Hahaha, I love it.

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ibebr...
Feb. 25, 2010 at 9:25 AM

lol this is what i keep telling my sister!!!! she has a 5 mo that doesn't roll over yet. blanket babys rule!!!!

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