Here are some qoutes and jokes. Here's my top 10

[Ann7227]

1   In God we trust!, at least the majority of us still do. The rest I guess trust Obama. 2     It was SO cold here this morning that I actually saw a Democrat with her hands in her OWN pockets!! 3   ...as the saying goes...time waits for no man. That does not apply to women, we can take as much time as we like! 4 thinks that all the women moaning about finding a husband obviously never had one! 5  There are two types of women - one with perfect make-up, great hair, sexy clothing, fresh nail polish, and incredible shoes . . . and one with kids! 6  Hello stress! Make yourself right at home. I have a feeling you are going to be here for a while...  7says men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable  8    Daily prayer: Dear God, so far today I am doing quite well, I have not sinned at all.  Now, I am about to get out of bed...so I will need your help a lot. 9 Anger Management 101: Take a "Timeout" then clean the toilet with their toothbrush. 10  Why is it that we need a license to own a dog, to drive a car, and catch a fish, but any brainless moron with no concept of responsibility can be a parent?ush =) 

[amyrowan1]

Oct. 3, 2011 at 4:07 PM

Thank you for these it made my monday!