I have the most exciting news ever!!!!!

[LadySaphira]

I can't believe it! I never thought it would ever happen to me! All my life things have seemed to go wrong.  I have gone through abuse, a cheating S/O, being homeless twice, having utilities shut off..you name it, I have probably been there.

No mater how hard I tried and struggled things just never have seemed to come together. Today my luck has finally changed for the good. I will never again have to worry about money, or being alone later in life. My struggles for financial stability, and social acceptance is now over for good.

I, my friends,  have won the international lottery! I only have to e-mail them with my bank account number and I will have the tidy sum of 8.4 million USD in my account within 3 days. I have also been offered information on at home job in which I can make $300 a day. Isn't that great? My financial woes are now over! Hey, I might even have a long lost relative in Zimbabwe that I Never heard of leave me his fortune.

I also received not only an offer for a product to extend my penis size, but also an offer to help me grow larger breast naturally. I will finally have that perfect body I have longed for all my life.

I will never have to worry about being lonely in my future either...before even receiving my vast wealth and the results of my body improvements have come to fruition, the nubile Amanda (who is 18 and therefor legal) has promised to be my Lady. I am just bursting with excitement at my sudden good fortune.

I wonder if I can get rich faster if I just have my tubes untied and have 8 kids like Octomom?

[rojastarr]

Mar. 22, 2010 at 8:46 PM

Hey, honey, remember us little people when you are famous....and I still want to see that penis....I am amazed that you were able to give birth to 4 kids!

[LadySaphira]

Mar. 22, 2010 at 8:51 PM

LOL Robin, I promise that as soon as my penis is of suitable size I will share it with you heehee

(Original Poster)

[agentwanda]

Mar. 22, 2010 at 8:53 PM

LMAO, Lisa!!!

[Lb128f]

Mar. 22, 2010 at 9:26 PM

LOL!! I hope one day you WILL win the lottery! :-)

[blkberrydrop]

Mar. 23, 2010 at 5:20 PM

LOL. You had me going for a minute!

[science_spot]

Mar. 23, 2010 at 9:55 PM

LOL!  I was waiting to see what had you so excited!  You got me :)

[Alustriel]

Mar. 24, 2010 at 8:30 AM

I have won that international lottery so many times I could have made everyone in the world rich... and yet I am still broke... hmm go figure....LMAO!  It is sad what people will believe huh? Love the post .Thanks for the laugh.

[Shauna71904]

Mar. 24, 2010 at 8:38 AM

awwww I was so happy for you... then i caught on...

[sassy43082]

Mar. 24, 2010 at 8:40 AM

They had a thing on one of the TV stations where they have a class over in the other countries about ripping americans off. They teach them to send these letters out to get us. They truely believe we are stupid.