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The 2010 Census Trap Conspiracy
- Mar 31, 2010 at 8:51 PM
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Dear Tea Party Friends,
I
have a confession to make, a confession that may shock and alarm you. I
am a liberal Democrat, and at the last strategy session/homosexual
blood orgy, I became aware of a dastardly plot being perpetrated by my
fellow socialists. As many of you in the Tea Party have correctly guessed, the census is a trap. Let me repeat that for the search engines: the 2010 census is a trap. Porn, porn, porn.
Whatever
you do, do not fill out and return the census survey. Yes, it’s only 10
questions, and it only takes 10 minutes, but that’s not counting the
years you will spend in forced labor camps once Nancy Pelosi rounds up
everyone who bought Going Rogue and puts them to work in the
medical marijuana fields. Think of your children, who will be
confiscated by liberal shock troops (black liberal shock
troops) and used to feed the giant underground blast furnaces that
President Obama has installed beneath the White House to power his…
Okay, I’m still working on that part.
Some people, even a few in your own party,
will try to tell you that the census is just a benign headcount that
collects demographic information about the country. Some may even say
that the census is an important way to make sure you are fully
represented in Congress, and that if you don’t fill it out, your party
might lose seats when the congressional district lines are redrawn.
It is very important that you hit these people with sticks.
The
2010 census is an unprecedented conspiracy of epic proportions, way
worse than the 2000 Census or the 1990 Census. It’s a complicated plot,
with layers upon layers of deception and misdirection, but let me see
if I can explain it as simply as possible. The census process is
composed of three steps:
- Distributing the census survey to every home in America.
- Encouraging all Americans to complete and mail back the survey.
- Race war.
This is the truth they don’t want you to know. Whether you’re a Republican, a Tea Partier, an NRA member, a Texan, or you just plain hate the Jews, it is very important that you do not, under any circumstances, complete the 2010 census.
Army of bat robots. That’s what the underground blast furnaces power. The ones Obama is going to feed your children to. For real.
I’m just asking questions here, people!
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Comments:
You're like 2 weeks too late. Darn it I already sent my form in. How long before the bat robots come to eat my children?
Oh noes! I filled out and sent mine back already! Oh, the horror!!!
Hmmm..I wonder if my uterus will work long enough to replace the kids I already have that are going to end up eaten by those darn bat robots...
My kids are tasty too!
And don't forget that so-called "health care reform" is really the first baby step towards the day when one can get FREE health care IF one is willing to have a chip installed in one's neck. Oh they'll say it has something to do with a database of information they're compiling in order to track disease processes, but it's really so the Gov'Mint can punch a button and deliver a paralyzing electric shock to the masses come the revolution. Word.
Taco, corn
ROFLMAOOOOO
I...I ah...I didn't even get a census. So, I guess that means that the Army of bat robots will be coming to my door? What if they...*gasp* ask me those questions?
I have leftover tacos. Can I feed that to them?
Just for the record, y'all, our form was filled out in a timely manner despite the fact we're Texan.
Fawn ---- Just dont feed them after midnight!!!
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